Measuring Up

A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife bent over pulling the weeds, the husband says, "Honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is as big as the gas grill."

The husband picks up a yardstick, to prove his point. He measures the grill, then he measures his wife's butt; "Yeah", he says, "just about the same size."

That evening they went to bed. The husband cuddled up to his wife saying, "How about a little lovemaking?"

The wife turns over, back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.

She answered, sarcastically, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you???